Archive for October, 2007

things to do more often: get mah bling cleaned

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

I stopped by the jewelry store where Tom and I got our wedding rings (and where he got my engagement ring) to get the battery in my watch replaced.  The cute little old lady who works behind the counter there always recognizes me by my engagement ring, which I think is adorable.  After filling out the paperwork for the watch battery, she insisted on cleaning my rings for me before I left the store.  I had somewhere to be, but who am I to turn down an offer like that?  So I let her.

People. Why do I not get this done more often? Not only are my engagement ring and wedding band now shining like the day I received them, but even the ring I wear on my right hand looks like new.  The ring on my right hand (tanzanite set in gold) is particularly difficult to keep clean, and I had forgotten how light and delicate the color of the stones is because it’s been so long since all the gunk had been cleaned off them.  Even my wedding band, which is quite simple and plain, seems to be shining more brightly.

She also explained to me how to tell the difference between cubic zirconia and a real diamond with the naked eye (because y’all know how preoccupied I am with that sort of thing):  When CZ gets wet, it loses quite a bit of its sparkle, because the material isn’t as hard as diamond is, and the corners can’t be cut as sharply.  Since diamond is so hard, the edges can be much finer, so it sparkles just as brightly while it’s wet.  How ’bout that.

So yeah. Nice people at Boone & Sons.  You should go there.

tips for a happy wedding

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

I have a friend who is planning a wedding right now, and she’s frustrated by how complicated it all seems to be. So, since I think this is the kind of information that is helpful to people generally, I’ll share with you what I learned about how to put on a terrific wedding with reduced drama and no debt.  (I know, there was TONS of drama involved in planning our wedding, but it was mostly external- I’m pretty sure I didn’t personally cause four sets of reception plans to fall through.)  Advice culled from my own experience as well as from those of my friends.  It’s by no means comprehensive, but it’s some stuff that worked well for me.

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Dear social networking sites:

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Is it really SO hard to let me choose my profile photo from my Flickr photos?  Is it really so difficult to use their API for that?  Because I’m pretty sure it’s not.

Love,

Tiff

kitchen pr0n, zomgwtf.

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Once all the gift-procurement starts coming out of the same bank account you share with the recipient, gift-giving starts to resemble “permission to spend money on something you wouldn’t necessarily have bought for yourself otherwise.”  In that spirit, my birthday gift to Tom this year was a nice new set of Wusthof knives, since we love the chef’s knife we received as a wedding gift so much.

When I told Tom what his gift was, he said, “I’m thinking we need a good bread knife.”

What I SAID was, “Then let’s go find you one, baby.”  What I THOUGHT was, “Bread knife? Really?!  What makes a person yearn for a bread knife of all possible knives?”

So off to Williams-Sonoma we went, to get a small knife-block and shiny new German knives to go in it. Including a bread knife.

This weekend, I used this bread knife on some ciabatta we had bought to go with the pasta e fagioli I made on Saturday.

Oh.

My.

Heavens.

WHY did no one ever tell me how wonderful a good bread knife is?!  I had no idea that slicing crusty bread could be so easy, so… so FUN.

The new knives?  They are The Sex.

Fuzzy goes west.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

2 rainbows

Originally uploaded by Jack Black’s Stunt Double

My beloved younger brother has chucked it all and headed west to seek his fortune. (Okay, he got a cool new job and has moved to take it.) He spent a good chunk of this week driving out to Wyoming, where he’ll start his new job on Monday and start looking for new digs. (This is the view from his temporary housing.)

I, on the other hand, have not quite been able to shake this protective-older-sister thing yet. Fortunately, my bro has anticipated this, and has finally, after years of cajoling, started a blog! Yay! Go say Hi and wish him luck.

links for 2007-10-11

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

happy birthday, sweetie

Monday, October 8th, 2007

nom nom nom / nooo it are my birthday

It’s Tom’s birthday today, and I’m off work for Columbus Day. Does it get any better?

look over there!

Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Now that it’s more or less ready, I can tell you that I’ve built a whole separate site to promote mah comedys. Please visit Tiffany Bridge Comedy dot com.

Read my semi-regular musings on what it’s like to be a comedian! Watch mah youtubez! Friend me on Facebook! Sign up for my mailing list!

Or, you know, don’t. Because it’s all opt-in, baby.

instant musical gratification

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Via John’s always entertaining links comes this NYTimes profile of Rick Rubin, the mega-uber-supah-producer Columbia has hired to turn the company around.

It’s worth a read on its own merits, because the idea of a record company hiring someone who likes to help make music, as opposed to someone who likes to sell a product, makes me tingly.  But I found myself contemplating Rubin’s assessment of the future of the music business- he envisions a subscription model, where you can listen to pretty much whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want, for a monthly fee, making ownership of music and the iPod obsolete.

Once I got over my knee-jerk negative reaction to the idea of a subscription model, I gave the idea some more thought.  If, as Rubin describes, you’d actually be able to tell your music-playing device that you want to listen to Simon & Garfunkel, and then were actually able to listen to it, and then change your mind and listen to something else… why wouldn’t that be worth money?

And the answer is, OF COURSE it would be worth money… it’s just that the “ifs” are still really big IFs.  But let’s back up a second, and talk about WHY.

All of this subscription vs. ownership talk misses the point.  The reason people like “owning” music, the reason they like putting it on their iPods, isn’t about property rights most of the time.  It’s about portability and convenience.

When I buy a CD and rip it to put on my iPod, or when I buy songs from the iTunes store, I know that no matter when I want to listen to the music, no matter where I happen to be at the time, I can turn my iPod on, and the music is there.  It doesn’t matter if I bought it a year ago or an hour ago; it’s there.  I can buy a really terrific Fiona Apple album, listen to it once or twice, get distracted by Mika for four months straight, and then rediscover the Blues Traveler album I bought in college completely on a whim in the middle of the afternoon at work… because the music is STILL on my iPod.  Current subscription music models haven’t been able to replicate this experience well at all.

Like many music lovers, I not only enjoy listening to new stuff (thank you, XM, for teaching me about Silversun Pickups), but I also love being able to pull out a favorite older album if the whim strikes.  I can and do listen to music this way, because even at only 8GB, my iPhone can still contain a striking variety and quantity of my music collection. Most of the time I can mimic some semblance of the instant gratification my musical tastes require.

On the other hand, like many music lovers, my collection exceeds the size of my portable device, and it’s only going to get larger, now that I’m married to another music lover.  Since music is a natural mood-enhancer, and what I want to listen to at any given moment is largely determined by whim, I still can’t always hear exactly what I want to hear, just when I want to hear it.  I still have to engage in a bit of educated guessing about what I might want to hear in the course of a few days, but since my habits are pretty established, I do okay with that. 

On the other hand, I can go the route of the 160 GB iPod, but to upgrade to bigger and bigger iPod hard drives to house my ever-expanding music collection is really just an arms race that delays the inevitable.

So Rubin’s future, where everyone has some kind of device that can retrieve whatever you want, whenever you want, is not an idea without merit.  The problem, of course, is the technical limitations of “whenever you want.”  If “whenever” happens to be while I’m sitting in a coffee shop with free Wi-Fi, the download might be a little slow, but it’ll work.  If “whenever” happens to be when I’m on a long flight, or at the office where our network use policy forbids music downloading, then the idea kind of falls flat.  If I have to prepare for those situations by downloading a bunch of music I think I might want to listen to in advance… well, I might as well just go back to my iTunes library, where I pay less for the same level of delayed gratification.

But yes, in theory, if this subscription service could have pretty much any music I could possibly want to listen to, even the obscure, the old, the cutting-edge, and the band my friend just called to tell me about, AND I could access it from pretty much anywhere with a reasonable degree of convenience, sure… I’d go subscription.  But that model essentially just turns the service’s servers into my outboard iPod, because again… the iPod isn’t about music ownership, it’s about convenience & portability.

And it’s for that reason that such a system wouldn’t render the iPod “obsolete,” as Rubin predicts.  Does anyone seriously thing that an ecosystem that big, could develop while Apple ignored it?  Hello, my iPhone and the iPod Touch already have Wi-Fi music downloading built in… it could not possibly be that hard to position them to support such a model.