Trifecta
Johnnie Cochran has died. Jerry Falwell has been hospitalized with pneumonia.
So if famous people die in threes, and Jerry doesn’t make it, who’s going to complete that trifecta? Michael Jackson?
And will OJ show up at Johnnie’s funeral, declaring the brain tumor’s innocence and vowing to find the real killer?
March 31st, 2005 at 12:03 pm
shiavo doesn’t count?
March 31st, 2005 at 12:04 pm
No, because she’s only famous *because* she was dying. To count in the sets of three, you have to be famous for something else.
March 31st, 2005 at 1:53 pm
How sad is it to become famous for *dying*?? You would think that the conservatives who are so pro-life would chose to celebrate it instead of wallow in death…
March 31st, 2005 at 5:41 pm
The Pope might be the third. Interesting, that would make two religious figures in one set of three.
March 31st, 2005 at 7:33 pm
*spits coffee all over monitor*
Would the other religious “figure” you’re referring to be Johnny C? Surely you don’t mean Jerry Falwell…
April 2nd, 2005 at 8:31 pm
The only interesting thing about your comment is how you made the jump from 1 person dying to three. I guess that logic could be applied any time a single person dies and somebody else in the world is sick! P.S. Whatever it is you do, don’t quit it to become a comedian. That brain tumor bit made as much sense as it was funny …that’s not a compliment!
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:21 am
I know *I* always take advice from idiots in Michigan who have neither the cojones to leave real info nor the intelligence to realize that their IP is being logged…